Dont Mess With the Zohan

today i watch don't mess with the zohan and it is the funniest comedy movie i have watched soo far but i just love basically all Adam sandler films to be honest sooo go figure.

Spore

oh yeah i also got de sporez

even after all the disappointment that has been flung about the place i got it anyway and i decided to start it on normal mode strait away because i wanted a challenge so i started it and the cell stage i thought it was amazing until i got chased by a cell that was like 12 times my size and after like 8 deaths i completed the cell stage.

anyways i got on to the creature stage thinking about how good the sea life stage would have been and i thought it was wierd that when i wondered about abit i found loads of creatures that are fucking too big for be to bite there knee caps off soo i decided to kill some maxis bitch creatures instead until i was big enough to beat the crap out of bigger creatures but then i saw a the god of big mother fuckers a 4 legged dog thing what could crush me with its testicles soo i ran as fast as i could

then after following a made up path though big mother fucker you find friends make a pack and bully other peoples and then its tribe mode whooo!!

anyway tribe mode is were you click a tent and magically make food into babies?! and to get food you pick on some creatures what was not there in creature mode and some other creatures you see on creature mode you cant fucking find them to take revenge soo i carried on doing the mission on blowing up other peoples tribes with 4 armed axe wielding maniacs (oooh yeah my creatures have 4 arms) till you finish

then its the magical but a pain in the ass civ stage where it has got more RTS ! anyways u get a tank you need to capture spice mines and then other cities pop up and wierdly there the same as your creature for some fucking reason!! soo after a million deaths i decided to become friends with a couple of civs and then you have to betray them soo fuck them ooo yeah and through this you get ship and planes whoo!!

anyways now its space were it turns into a mission type game thingy and that is how far i am now soo ill keep playing !

all in all i think it is an awesome game but it does piss you off at parts and you wish some bits could be better and you wish they had not taken out some parts and put parts in but thats EA for you

probably an expansion for it coming out soon saying its made by maxis the same people who made sims

London meet 4

it is 4 right?

yeah i am daymn sure i am going to london meet this time because it is my birthday on the 11th of january soo i should have the money to go and i heard mr fulp is going soo it sounds even more awesome soo everbody who is going i will be glad to meet !

Animation news

well....

hmmm....

what do i say?

well i have decided actualy animating now i am either going to make little shorts and build up to episodes in a series or i am going to make a couple of shorts and but them into one compalation and do that

hmmm what do you guys think?

i no nobody reads my news posts but i will just hope that you see this

cya guys

Castle Crashers Wise

yeah i downloaded castle crashers and its a generally amazing game and its god dam addictive :3

well done tom,dan and the rest of the newgrounds crew

and also if you want to find me on leader board my gamertag is : ThisIsFreedom

Animation Wise

well i am doing a tutorial right now with my friend lagamuffin and i think its goin well i have been doin all the animating and action scripting myself right now but lagamuffin is doin his bit by doin a couple of tutorials for you newbies

and i am also planning on writing a script for my 1st flash animation series thing because i want to do one

sooo see you lot in the near future!!

Hey everyone

1 week ago i ordered something EPIC and today it arrived !

this will be the Tshirt i am goin down in to the london meet with my mate will (dimond armada the creator of Comix and a awesome dude ! )

well all of my time i watched the cam i got a selection of photos what i dont no if they would fit or not sooo here the url for it

newgrounds cam pictures

well starting from the top:

1st its Almighty Hans
2nd its BLUEHIPPO
3rd its BLUEHIPPO and AFRO-NINJA reading porn
4th its AFRO-NINJA
5th its 2 guys who decided to take pictures of the camera on there phones
6th its TOM from the-super-flash-bros .... i think...

anyways i hope you guys had fun i hope i will go next year depending on how much it costs and who i am goin to go with

P.S. my favorite picture is the 1st one :D

The Newgrounds cam day

well i no its only been up for like a hour but i only needed this shot to make it soo awesome i could cry

THANK YOU FOR BEEN THERE HANS!!

i am off to watch more :D

MR.T is goin to pity them fools into some action!!

if only he could motivate me into thinking of an idea! lmao

i dont no why i am posting this i am just making an awsome entrance :D